A naval aircraft carrier under construction is slated to bear the name of an enlisted sailor, the first for an African-American. Or was.
The Navy is planning to replace Doris Miller’s name on the ship, possibly with that of president Donald Trump, CNN reports. No carrier in the US Navy has ever been named for a sitting president.
The USS Epic Dumbass
Or maybe it’ll be like ship names in Halo:
the USS Travesty of Greed
USS Racist Clown
USS Traitorous Fuckstick