• Axolotl@feddit.it
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    13 days ago

    The tacos will inevitably break too much after a few bites and everthing will start spilling on you, and it’s your fucking fault for doing that.

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      13 days ago

      This is why I always go for a soft taco instead. Hard tacos want to be salad and will detonate into corn-chip shrapnel the instant you take that first bite, unmercifully dumping its contents onto the table and your lap in the process. I can’t imagine eating one mess-free, unless equipped with a jaw that unhinges and a supernaturally flexible neck.

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      13 days ago

      Sounds like a skill issue. Just unhinge your jaw like a snake and eat it in one bite like normal.