That’s why they get paid the money they get paid.
Time to get their money’s worth (?)
Keep track of his every move just so we know he isn’t breaking the law
Dude also has his house blurred out on Google Maps street view.
This is a thing? How many zeroes to your net worth do you have to be to obtain this opt, or is this readily available to the masses?
Someone needs to go take photos of his house and and post them.
This dude is so screwed. I don’t think he even realizes yet.
Oh no, won’t somebody think of his privacy
Btw in a completely unrelated train of thought, have you guys seen the low low prices on poo flinging trebuchets?
It’s fun, easy, and highly educational to build your own!
Is fresh and steamy an upgrade? Or liquid?
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Lots of information about people is online.
…Does he have something to hide?
Does he feel unsafe? Just put up a Flock camera on your house, Garrett! So we can all be sure that you are as safe as a bug all snug in a rug.
Was about to say the same thing: aren’t Americans supposed to accept a trade-off between security and privacy? He’s a public figure, he should get total security with cameras everywhere around his house, and their feed should be public so that his security is crowd-managed!
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Does he now get to doxx you? Is that how it works?
No
Its almost like privacy is a good thing.
Hope nothing bad happens to you. Surely not. Flock cameras make everything safer right?
May he have many eyes on him
I wanna see too
Under his eye? Or under our eye?
Our eye. For security purposes.
This is a periodic reminder. I’m on mobile so I’m copying a previous comment.
Flock Safety is only the tip of the problem.
Some districts are de-Flocking only to install an Axon ALPR network service. Keep fighting until your community outlaws all ALPRs and ALPR lookups are inadmissable in court.
There are other technologies that are already in use and widely abused by law enforcement such as IMSI catchers, geofence warrants and Drones as First Responder. Learn what your district allows and be a civil nuisance untill that shit is blocked.
Judges have long ceased tightly constraining judicial warrants, and most courts accept the good faith exception, so US and state courts cannot be trusted with any overreaching surveillance technology or forensic tools. This includes chromatic field drug tests and detection dogs.
He’s cool with stealing all of our data, and making us feel helpless about what others are doing with it, so I don’t see why he shouldn’t feel that same fear.
Maybe put up some cameras all around his house and social life and broadcast it while at it
What’s the problem? I thought privacy was a small price to pay for “safety?”
Sounds like that Kirk guy on guns.
Now I’m waiting for Langley to cop a camera to the neck.
I just realized that the guy selling all of these surveillance cameras has the same name as the CIA headquarters. The writers of this reality are too damn lazy.
They may be closely or distantly related.
Dude fuck that guy
Massive criminal
Personally, I wouldnt fuck him with somebody else’s dick.
Not even that metal strap-on from the movie Seven ?
There’s the exception that proves the rule.
Just keeping him safe. Maybe keeping the neighbors safe. Need to see if there’s a blue dot on his house.
