We’ve had beans. We’ve had jeans. Why not deans?

[picture of Dean Pelton from Community]

  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
    30·
    2 days ago

    Dean: Guys, I need to apologize for my behavior today. When I switched bodies with Jeffrey–

    Jeff: Nope.

    Dean: --I thought I knew what it would be like to have Jeffrey inside me.

    Jeff: That did not happen.

    Dean: But as it turns out, having Jeffrey inside of me–

    Jeff: Nope again.

    Dean: --only brought out the worst in me. Which is to say, having Jeffrey inside of me–

    Jeff: No one was inside of anyone.

    Dean: --was wrong.To have Jeffrey inside of me.

    Jeff: Shut up.

    Dean: So I’m sorry. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I scolded Leonard today, and according to Greendale bylaws, I now have to grant him three wishes.