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This reminds me of the guy on wallstreetbets who invested in some oil company and didn’t know his dividends were going to be in crude until he got notice to pick it up.
There’s nothing you can do about it! Get Updates 🔽
The updates: “Fuck you!”
Followed by a link to review the experience with all choices except for 5 Stars greyed out.
And your device is locked until you click the link.
Bold of you to think that they care what you think.
Ratings can only be given over the phone. The phone line is open on Tuesday from 10:30 to 11:00. Expect to wait on hold for 45 minutes, and then we’ll repeat to you exactly what our website already says before hanging up.
They all give 5 stars but each one just rotates the stars 72 degrees.
The best shitposts are the ones you enter clueless and leave even moreso.
Perhaps in 2021, shipping updates were manually typed in by USPS employee, and perhaps, “we threw it in the fucking creek” was one of the drop down menu selections, but perhaps it was not, and this is a shitpost.
All the messages have been automated for over a decade.
How could that even be possible? Not only before AI, but AI says computers didn’t even exist back then.
