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JimHollow@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 hours ago

The last dips of summer

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The last dips of summer

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JimHollow@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 hours ago
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  • bleustenns@lemmy.ml
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    1 hour ago

    Dude fuuuuck sorry I keep tripping and forget to fill the hole in (lol) every time :/

  • TomMasz@piefed.social
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    2 hours ago

    They Knew

  • key95@lemmy.world
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    9 hours ago

    Missed opportunity: fountain

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    10 hours ago

    A video like the famous “two guys chilling in a hot tub, six feet apart 'cause it’s not gay” but it zooms out and it’s this

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    10 hours ago

    Nice double prince Albert

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    16 hours ago

    3 Prince Alberts 😳

    • OldChicoAle@lemmy.world
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      11 hours ago

      Pumping those numbers up

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    15 hours ago

    Mom! Can we get in the pool?

    Okay, but just the tip.

    • Omgpwnies@lemmy.world
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      That would be the hot tub and in a lot of places, they’re adults only (or often 16+)… the kids would get the shaft.

  • Inucune@lemmy.world
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    Because it is right there… Balls deep.

  • Sundray@lemmus.org
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    16 hours ago

    If anyone needs me I’ll just be in the tip.

    • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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      12 hours ago

      Cock vore, eh?

      • Sundray@lemmus.org
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        12 hours ago

        That, and the heat is good for relaxing tense muscles.

  • M137@lemmy.today
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    That fence between the tip and the shaft says something. It feels like those oddly specific warnings on things where you just know that thing happened more than once. I’m not sure what that thing is in this case, but it’s definitely there.

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      Its to prevent people from having fun by walking the slippery slope

  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    Yeah, yeah, but what’s with the fence between the hot tub and the pool?

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      As a person who has slid over a wall from the hot tub to the pool head-first, I can tell you the bottom of a 3’ (1m) pool comes up to meet your face much faster than you’d expect. I assume the fence is to encourage people not to do that.

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      Well if it’s uncircumcised it could be rolled out as an automatic cover…

    • village604@adultswim.fan
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      18 hours ago

      Pool volleyball, duh.

  • thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    17 hours ago

    Splash!

  • wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io
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    Get yo **** wet.

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