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Comic Header: The Reality of My Surroundings by GarthGerman
A white guy in a MAGA hat and grey shirt with the American flag on the front, and I H8 Socialism on the shoulder sitting at a table with his wife who is showing him all the past due bills.
MAGA: I’m telling you, once we get the checks from Trump for the DOGE savings…
…and tariff windfall…
…and midterm bribe…
… we’ll be fine!
Their house is in shambles. Their cupboards have stickers that read “Socialism is Evil” and “Stop the Government Handouts”
I’d say it’s the best chance in decades, but Talarico is still <50%.
Betting markets are just polls you can bribe. All a candidate has to do is make some bets in their favor, and you’ll be convinced they’re winning the race.