It’s not a frog, it’s a toad, and it’s called the Albino Horned Pollywumble, or Bufo fukdishid lidlbastud.

They’re known for sneaking into people’s homes at night and seeking the warmth of sleeping people. Upon skin contact, they secrete a toxin that causes so much pain, people choose to remove their own genitals just to give themselves something else to think of besides the pain caused by the toxin.

It also has an unusual vocalisation, a high-pitched croaking which sounds like, “Nuhdick. Nuhdick”.