TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneM to Trans Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 8 days agowould you?!lemmy.imagisphe.reimagemessage-square35linkfedilinkarrow-up1237arrow-down11
arrow-up1236arrow-down1imagewould you?!lemmy.imagisphe.reTotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneM to Trans Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square35linkfedilink
minus-squareTheGingerNut@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·8 days agoPresses button. Teleports to the moon. “Whelp, that tracks I guess”. Dies of asphyxiation.
minus-squareN.E.P.T.R@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·7 days ago… by choking on a shark
minus-squareSchiffsmädchenjunge@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up10·7 days agoFun fact: Male sharks have two penises.
minus-squaresnoons@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 days agoI’d be fine. My ideal body is an interstellar spaceship with at least one toaster oven.
Presses button. Teleports to the moon. “Whelp, that tracks I guess”. Dies of asphyxiation.
… by choking on a shark
Fun fact: Male sharks have two penises.
Took me a second
I’d be fine. My ideal body is an interstellar spaceship with at least one toaster oven.