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minus-squarepruwyben@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up30·2 天前What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
minus-squareOppopity@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 天前It doesn’t matter if your children are kind. German children are Kinder.
minus-squareflango@lemmy.eco.brlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 天前What’s the difference between a cheetah and a keyboard?
minus-squareMagnum, P.I.@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 天前What’s the difference between two things?
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 天前Mom said to pick up milk on your way home.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
It doesn’t matter if your children are kind. German children are Kinder.
Egal wie dicht du bist, Goethe war Dichter.
What’s the difference between a cheetah and a keyboard?
I dunno, what?
What’s the difference between two things?
I don’t know, what?
One is this and the other is that.
Mom said to pick up milk on your way home.