• Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca
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    4 days ago

    For my last meal, I would like to eat a bulletproof vest.

    How I eat my last meal is not your business, my parents never told me not to wear my food.

    Judge, please commute my sentence, they clearly botched the execution by aiming at my last meal.