My steam is all friendslop and my friends are never available to play with me, and I HATE multiplayer.
I remember the Call of Duty lobbies in 2009 and it was nothing but losers with shitty mics yelling slurs at people!
I hate it. I hate them. I wanna play by myself and a fun game, but I cannot find any! What are some good singleplayer games?! I’m feigning.


Platformers and first person shooters, usually. Though I am open to anything so long as it doesn’t fucking require some kind of onlineslop.
Have ya played the Ori games? They’re on sale now. Most people reviewed them highly.
Can’t go wrong with replaying the STALKER series and their major overhaul mods.
…Too many games, can’t think of any…