Drank coffee, for the glory of the empire!
I made a delicious, filling and nutritious pot roast FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Brushed and flossed, for the glory of the empire!
Let the dog in, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I am shitting, for the glory of the empire!
Fixed an old thinkpads FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Posted blur wave memes FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
I ate pot stickers for the glory of the empire
I decompiled the flash game “fireboy and watergirl 2 the light temple” using an 11+ year old software called JPEXS so I can replace all the gendered door sprites with my gnu-imp modified, gender-neutral ones.
For the glory of the empire!
Now rename it to Fire and Water 2
Anyway, kinda cool, ngl :)
I arrived early to volunteer at a local high school FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Watched an eruption cover video for the glory of the empire of metal 🤘🤘
Adjusted my balls for the glory of the empire!
Call my mum FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
Gave my standup update FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
I farted in bed for the glory of the empire.
If you cannot control yourself, you cannot command others
Who said I can’t control it. I did it on purpose.
A leader is judged not by the length of his reign but by the decisions he makes.
