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Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to memes@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

A disaster waiting to happen

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A disaster waiting to happen

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Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to memes@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    Serious question: what makes a laxative a “women’s laxative”?

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      Pink bottle

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        And it costs twice as much.

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        What happens if a man takes it?

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          A random woman shits her pants.

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          Instant transition

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            They put estrogen in the laxatives now? The liberals really got busy after the midterms.

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          pregante

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            gregante

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          Well, considering these are women’s laxatives, I suppose that would be considered theft

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          They shit glitter

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            oh no my diverticula

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          Well it’s common knowledge that women don’t poop and men do… So he might implode as a side effect.

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            You’re thinking of seagulls. Women don’t poop and seagulls do.

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      It makes you take a shit, but like in a cute way.

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      They’re referred to as birds for a reason

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      your poop will smell like roses?

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      probably more atuned to a woman’s body than a man’s

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        You can’t have the definition of a word contain the word to describe itself

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          ok

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          Salty

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            Containing or having the qualities of salt.

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