Someone tell him Barron’s Xbox gets it’s chips from Taiwan I don’t care if it’s true

Wait is that an option? Gam Gam had a shop in Leicester before she moved to Minnesota.

Wait is that an option? Gam Gam had a shop in Leicester before she moved to Minnesota.

Come on over, I’ll put on a pot of bear shit coffee and see if you disagree

Remote work to a slow computer.

Okay I’ll learn how to make better coffee

take your woodchipper, chip up guard A. point to guard b, then the woodchipper: ja or da. point to guard c, do the same. then tell them you are coming back with the woodchipper if you don’t like what you find through the door, and ask them to point to which door you should go through. pointing doesn’t require words.

edit: wait I know, don’t ask questions, just open doors, throw the guards through and see what happens. whoever survives, take that door

Well, you can use the books as a form of random number generator. Maybe this can work for the blind in a much, much more compact form than a braille book (which, if you’ve never seen are fucking huge)? I don’t know. I’m sure whoever buys it has some reason they want it.

I liked the magic system a lot more than XV (where I felt like I could never use it). That’s the one thing I remember from it.

Unless they’re walking, in which case it’s Travodes.

edit: aw fuck I should read the entire thread shouldn’t i

that’s espn, dude.

if there is, they are congregating on different sites than I frequent and I thank them for that,

you smell different, but you still smell unique.

source: attended the gilroy garlic festival annually for 15 years

I’ve had too many cold nights in winter where you wake up in the middle of the night, pinch a quick loaf, and then scurry off to bed. Now, with warm water, it’s nice and cozy and next minute you’re like a fuzzy numble all snuggled up in a big cozy cinnamon bun back in bed still asleep. Cold water, well, there’s these nights it’s winter and the dead of night and suddenly your pucker screams ¡Ooo! ¿what temperature is that? well it’s gonna take an hour to get back to sleep now.

I do not miss those winters

yeah sorry my FIL poured canola oil in his car ignition because his key got stuck once and was coming over to do it to mine. Like, not even WD40, which I would have expected from his generation as the all purpose lubricant. I tried to introduce him to graphite powder, but it didn’t take.

I forget y’all exist sometimes.

first I hear about y’all’s beautiful gyro pizza and now this? I need to emigrate.

You can get teardrops with solar panels, but I haven’t looked into electric RVs.

“okay, hold on folk the peak will hit us any second and then we can get back to business for the next five minutes.”

it takes 15 minutes, $20 for all the parts, a t splitter, a wrench and teflon tape to install a bum hose if you’re that hard up

cold, cheap bidets in the guest baths, expensive warm bidets in the master bath.