I’m a lemmon you’re a lemmon we’re all lemmons.

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    10 months ago

    I knew a lawyer-lady who was, technically, a “Miss Lemmon”.

    She really hated my shitty Hercule Perot accent.

    Can’t really blame her on that. Fortunately I only cracked the joke once.

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      10 months ago

      That’s a myth. Well. The suicide part. It was started because the normal lemming run wasn’t “dramatic” enough, and in any case, Lemmings don’t really run on cue, so Disney caught a bunch of lemmings and threw them over the cliff using a turntable for a white Wilderness (Like you know those spinning fertilizer or salt spreaders? It was like that. But with lemmings.)

      Normally, lemmings make short hops to get down safely.

      (Though for the record that was a really fun video game.)