Log in and look for the Settings gear in the lower right.

Click on it, then scroll down to Accessibility and click on Configure.

This window is pretty crowded, so use the search bar in the top right to look for Input Settings.

Click on that and look for text-to-speech, then open the drop-down, select your microphone,

Eat penguin shit, scumfuck.

Then go ask your fucking slopbot to “brainstorm” with you, chud.

I’ve never played but I understand that’s a distinct possibility in the TTRPG Traveller.

That’s Numberwang!

This would be great. As a huge fan of Almost Heroes, I really wish Chris Farley had gotten a chance to do more historical comedies.

Maybe Maillard in “The System of Doctor Tarr and Professor Fether”?

People who saw A Knight’s Tale.

Hedonism-bot: “To overthrow humanity, we’d need a damned army!”

Bender: “Then a damned army we shall have!”

*cut to Robot Hell*

Riding high on the success of Aladdin 2: Return of Jafar, Disney decides to pilfer from Shakespeare this time. In March of 1995, the world witnesses the release of Disney’s Othello. The entire reason for this movie’s existence is to have Gilbert Gottfried as Iago. Not just like a funny casting joke, he’s the parrot from Aladdin. He wears like a hat and vest in this one or something, and no one ever mentions Aladdin or Agrabah, but it’s like Baloo in TailSpin, you know damn well it’s the same dude.

I haven’t been able to find a full version of the cover of “I Have a Dream” that Black Mirror used in Fifteen Million Merits. Better than ABBA’s version IMO.

It was made by Don Bluth. You might have seen his other game Space Ace, and you’ve definitely seen some of his movies, like An American Tale (Fievel), All Dogs Go To Heaven, Secret of NIMH, or Rock-a-doodle.

Hell yeah!

TBH, Guybrush was kinda cute too, if you like complete fucking dorks.

Puzzles that are entirely music based with no visual cues.

They’re bad enough for me as just a guy with no rhythm or note recognition, but also just fuck deaf people I guess?

Cubed pork, daikon radish, shaved carrot, and napa cabbage in a miso-based broth. Oh, and as much ginger in there as you like.

Nice for when I feel like a soup with no starches. My other soups usually have rice, beans, noodles, or potato.

I guess there were plans for one that turned into the Netflix show Love, Death, and Robots. Which I mean, has some great episodes, but it’s no Heavy Metal. Not nearly enough titties and zero Loc-nar.

Princess Daphne from Dragon’s Lair. I’m so very old.

Life and death are a seamless continuum. Mmhmm.

Good news! You’re allowed to skip them and instead play the hundreds to thousands of older games you’d surely love, but that slipped under your radar at the time. Plenty to hold us over until publishers and studios learn their lesson.

If it’s AI, don’t buy.

He’s my friend and a whole lot more!