You’re forgetting they’re all fucking racist. They aren’t even considering anyone but the US could actually succeed.

Name a more iconic pair than bananas and fascist death squads

For me it’s because for whatever reason, Verizon has files.catbox.moe DNS blocked so any picture using that service to host fails to load when using phone data. Your problem might be something similar.

Hamas attacks Israel, Israel retaliates. "Israel has the right to defend itself!

Israel attack Iran, Iran retaliates. “Nope, that’s sanctions”

If that’s not a double standard I don’t know what is.

It didn’t use to, the b was added back in cause the Latin word has one and making words look like Latin was all the rage at one point.

They don’t work

Ooooh ok, so then his full name is Napoleon Boney Montana.

Should also mention the just, massive amount of salt dumped on them every year. Salt just ruins everything it touches.

Plus many of them are so poorly maintained they likely wouldn’t launch anyway. Missiles have a lot of upkeep

The valid response to that is not “Oh well, guess lots of civilians are gonna die”, it’s “Shit, guess we can’t bomb the place then.”

Franco in Spain. Not saying that’s a good plan to go with, but it has happened.

We’re an addict who won’t stop till we OD.

And it will work for about a week into January before being utterly obliterated by salt and snow.

Goddamn we can’t even maintain the basic roads we have, much less a much more expensive and complicated one. It’ll be obliterated by salt and snow the first winter and never work again.

Oh no!..

Anyway…

Counter counterpoint: Jello salad is not a salad, but a crime against humanity.

German potato salad is served hot. A salad is literally just any ingredients mixed together.

I like the Unstable Ordinance from Space Quest IV that you can pick up near the start of the game. It’s entirely useless, you can’t ditch it, and if you have in your inventory near the end of the game, it blows up and kills you. Everytime. You have to restart nearly the whole game and resist the adventure game urge to grab everything that isn’t nailed down.