Appeal to their vanity. Start saying how brave the astronauts are and make them celebrities. Give them all the credit. Don’t mention the funders at all.

Next ones go up with a billionaire on board for sure.

Invest in bottlecaps now, folks.

I’ve a feeling gelatin is just cheaper because it’s a byproduct of the meat industry. We’re not killing animals just for the jelly, so they either put it in sweets or it goes in the bin.

I don’t really like Haribo gummies anyway. Not a patch on Wine Gums or Fruit Pastilles.

I was going to recommend Percy Pigs, but it turns out they’re also made by Katjes.

At least two billionaires keep firing rockets into space as a hobby. It’s only a matter of time.

I am a machine that turns nonsense requirements into nonsense code.

The tutorial of Monster Hunter World is the most obnoxious shit I’ve ever seen. Multiple full pages of text it expects you to read and absorb.

Save that shit for the wiki.

Didn’t the games also do their own thing though?

Article next year: how 20 million unsold Switch 2 consoles finally killed the world oldest videogaming company.

I’m holding out for an Airwolf or Street Hawk.

The weirdest thing about David is he looks CGI. When I saw him in Discovery I thought he’d died and they’d had to digitally model him for a scene.

A plastic asteroid must have hit the Earth!

There used to be a joke that they’d find that layer of beige and blue that every computer peripheral was made of at one point, and be like “Ah, 1997”.

I’ve eaten plastic all my life and I’m perffxct;yufines.

I turned off ads on mine.

By turning it face down.

Are there many left where you are? The UK has one plant left, and we had to take it over so it didn’t close completely.

I guess it’s quite handy to have a steel plant if war breaks out and you’re not relying on China for it all…

I don’t think you’ll find a public company right now that isn’t balls deep in the slop machines, desperately trying to offload staff in favour of machines that can’t do the jobs.

It’d better!

Almost like they’re not losing it, but stealing it.

I’ll just wait for the movies to come out ten years later telling us exactly how they all lost our money again.