Ok, but why do I smell hippos??
They will now be known as Doctors With One Border
Eh, they had a good run 🤷♂️
You know shit is serious when world leaders start slamming things
So I do still swear and curse…
But now I do it literally.
“Yeah, our quarterback sucks and we haven’t won a game in 3 seasons, but they’re my team and I love them”
That’s it. That’s as deep as it gets with magats.
You cheer your team and you boo your enemies. You don’t need to know why.
Texas is a pretty terrible place. And it’s huge. Have fun.
Nobody had a faster robot?
This vampire joke doesn’t suck as much as usual
AFAIK even gay guys love boobs. I’m pretty sure everyone loves boobs
If you don’t understand socialism, sure.
If the cameras are all right next to each other it’s fine. Otherwise, their eyes get all wonky and I really don’t like it, it kind of makes me uncomfortable
How To Survive A Desert Island: The Audio Book
I never report any of the dead bodies I find, I really hate paperwork
Finally.
An appropriate opportunity for a headline writer to use the word ‘slammed’ and they went with ‘hit?’
JFC