That’s right kids. To avoid this situation be sure to use tabs for indentation.

No, you see the trick is to play Jump by Van Halen exactly once at the right time followed immediately by Killing in the name of by Rage Against the Machine.

This combo is super effective… As long as the stay listen until the end.

Oh, and the toilet rolls have been replaced with duct tape rolls.

And that’s where baby magnets come from.

I for one welcome our new wholesome bot overlords!

I just showed my boy this one.

The boy: “Is it wearing shoes??”

Parfait!! Parfait has layers.

Abusing ones language processor is how they suck you in!

He’s all turned upsidedownface.

Might be a good idea to err on the side of caution and get a prostate exam. Especially if it increases in frequency.

Might be a good idea to err on the side of caution and get a prostate exam. Especially if it increases in frequency.

Dickface

The last kids movie: The Incredibles 2, great as always, and highly recommended along with the 1st. Very excited for the 3rd.

The last non-kids movie: The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare. I recommend this to anyone who likes movies similar to The Man from U.N.C.L.E. Everyone in it does a great job and is interested that it is based on a true story, albeit embellished, but also the basis and inspiration for the James Bond books.

Isn’t the world an American state?

/s

I sent my referral to the psychiatrist office and mostly forgot. Then I was talking to someone about looking at getting a diagnosis and went, “actually I sent a referral a couple months ago. I wonder what happened with that. I should probably follow that up”,narrator: He didn’t.

They called me though a couple weeks after that. But my thought on the subject was, maybe that’s the first part of the diagnosis process. If you can remember you have started organising it, you’re off to a bad start.

Take a look at moneybags over here being able to afford avocado toast!

I think the water drop sound with your mouth is more chaotic evil than drums.

As part of the minimum training.

You keep saying that. Is there something wrong with Earth’s gravity in the future?

What do you do paid surveys on?

I only do google rewards, but that’s generally how I pay for any new apps I want.