I tell people I use lemmy (piefed isn’t quite there for me, just yet) and mastodon. That’s it, I just tell them. The rest is up to them.

If anyone were to ask, I’d suggest blocking .ml, assuming it isn’t already.

They all work, they just omit the final step from the instructions:
WIPE HANDS ON PANTS

Stalkers.

Yes.

I change accounts far more often now.

Mid 1970s, I was 18 years old and driving a Pepsi delivery truck, fully loaded. Three-on-the-tree transmission and tarps over the truck’s loading bays.
Made a left turn too quickly and too sharply, and dumped 200 cases of cans all over the road.
That was it for my pop delivery career.

Anecdotal evidence rules! Everyone posting here is alive!
The estimated 420,000 folks who die annually from improper food and water handling refuse to post!!!
Great stuff!

Yeah, I’m pretty sure the mayor didn’t cut the cable.