Here’s an extremely easy one. When in doubt, just knock on the goddamned door and talk with someone instead of kicking the door in, tossing flash-bangs and jamming rifles in people’s faces. Knock… and talk. SWAT shouldn’t be entering unless there’s a barricaded suspect.

Neoliberals are conservatives. Sadly, we do not have a progressive party in the U.S., so we must choose one of the conservative parties.

Forever war? What happened to nuclear annihilation? Is Vlad Puta having second thoughts? Or has he been bluffing this entire time?

He should just lie to his base the way any other conservative would; declare victory and leave the area. Take some unearned victory laps and celebrate fake accomplishments for the next several years. Done.

Yep. I guess there are no other possible methods of conducting a police investigation than your suggested method. Pack it in, boys. Space Cowboy’s got it all figured out for us!

This is a bad faith straw-man argument that pretends there are no other options than what you’ve presented. Weak.

Humanity is in mortal danger because of conservatism. If you aren’t fighting conservatism, you aren’t fighting climate change.

Risk didn’t properly account for Russia’s nukes being parted out for the last 50 years by black-market scalpers.

They almost certainly lack sufficient unadulterated fuel, complete/functional nav systems, accurate arming systems or reliable detonation systems.

Lol. Ok. Let’s see what little Vlad Puta calls “war”. What a scared little bitch he is.

Conservatism is a social cancer that primarily affects unintellectual people and sociopaths.

This cancer metastasizes as fascism. Social progress is sometimes an effective treatment, but a permanent cure is long overdue.

Soon, Putin will claim Switzerland is now part of Russia. Get ready for another 3-day military operation.

After I finish beating it, I won’t be in the mood for a sex scene for a little while.

Conservatism is a plague of oppression, cruelty and death. It always has been. There is no place in a modern culture for harm-based ideologies like conservatism.

Did you beat it? How hard was it? Did you score?

The opposition can block anything he tries to do.

Unless he negotiates and aligns with one of those opposition sides. Instead of aligning left, he’s choosing to align far right.

I wonder why that is. Could it be that conservatives are naturally inclined to lean far-right and oppress vulnerable classes? (Yes. The answer is yes.)

Conservatism is a disease.

He’s just sitting at the table with nazi’s. And eating and talking. And laughing. But, he’s not wearing the armband they gave him or anything, so it’s cool.

Hey, maybe this Putin-sucking asshat will try to negotiate a Frexit now.

Conservatism is a toxic social cancer that needs to be eradicated.

U. S. medicine is corporatized. You are visiting a corporate store front, not a doctor’s office.

If you want personalized medicine from doctors who give a shit, you’ll either need to find a small clinic that gives a shit or you’ll need to get your procedures done for cash while on vacation in Europe.

Medical tourism can sometimes be the same price (including travel) as staying in the U.S and dealing with insurance.

Peace talks?! Hahaha

It is not possible for a conservative like Putin to enter any negotiation in good faith. Every word uttered by a conservative is deception or manipulation.

There is no negotiating with a conservative. It is simply not possible as their words mean absolutely nothing. When dealing with a conservative, there is only submit or fight. “Negotiating” with a conservative is submission.

The inspections did not test nav, propulsion or detonation functionality. The inspections only confirmed existence.

Russia’s weapons have been maintained by notorious black market scalpers for decades now. Nearly every gram of fuel, every PCB and every detonation component on the black market in the last 50 years has been from Russian equipment. The world’s intelligence community has noticed and done a little math on the subject.

Coupled with the West’s advanced defense systems, Russia poses almost no real nuclear threat to any ally at this point. Their delivery systems would be more effective if they were DHL deliveries.

Maybe it’s time to return the favor.

I wonder if Russians are aware of the ways Putin enriches himself off of Russian poverty and suffering. Let’s make sure they know how to solve that problem.