1600 metres, but I’m not walking to do the weekly shop. Or 900 metres if I want to pay extortionate amounts of money for probably out of date items.

Has anyone thought to try pressing Ctrl-E?

I wonder if that would mean the rest of the world could choose to block the US version content.

Says the person without tits on their furniture.

Were they having a garage sale at Versailles?

I’m excited, it’s British Thanksgiving!

Someone’s vaping down there.

Surely they’re airgulls as they don’t live in the sea?

Mine loved Ben and Hollys Little Kingdom and Hey Duggee. Both of which us parents would have happily watched without them.

Black Death. Tastes like I’d expect a chemical burn to taste.

You wouldn’t want to be a werewolf, that’s for sure. Or a vampire.

Those crazy Japanese really will put anything in a vending machine.

Eww, why would you lick a cow clean???

Is your weekly consumption of honey about the weight of two bears by any chance?

Well unless you’ve got a species that has become extinct in the wild and you’re working to restore it….

Always slash forwards. Never slash backwards.

God forbid he should have asked his parents. Or the kids nanny.