Homer Simpson tasted a rod once.

I thought 67 thing was slang for 42.

kleptocracy…

The point is to hear the crunch when the door opens, duh.

That’s quite different from what I learned from my uncles growing up…

This is how you pour a beer!

I sometimes wonder if people understand that the data centers get customers to fill the space in it. Like there’s 40 customers in one data center. Randomly chosen number used for ease if explaining. Could be 10 or 100 different companies renting space for the services.

I haven’t troubleshot windows in years. I fix switches, firewalls, Linux, and some mac issues.

Its like I can’t fix a BMW or Audi but can still work on other cars.

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Yes, now with his name on it.

Remember when Bart put Bart with herbicide on the lawn of the school…

Technically those peanuts would have been roasted.

As a person in tech, I’m against online voting.

I get the idea, but there’s too many factors involved with the whole internet.

We need instant results! You want me to wait for a count?!

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I always told driving is a privilege, not a right.

"Inflammable means flammable, what a country! "

Dr. Nick

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Wasn’t that what the system was before with the actual pizza delivery driver?

His hand is on fire! Ai slop?

Bows require strength.

M16 point and squeeze trigger.

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No that doesn’t fix it! Shove a pillow in the gap… I mean, uh nothing to see here.