Movies: the machines are exterminating humans

Real Life: the machines can’t tell a school from an artillery battery

Hiding it won’t make the code any better genius.

Rejected? My dude, there’s no rejections, just the dead silence of being ignored.

So when this works for them it’ll be precedent to allow the fair use pirating of all media and software, right?

Oh never mind, I forgot that I don’t have billions of dollars to spend on lawyers. Never mind.

Yeah but you forgot that our president is a malignant narcissist.

So what, now they’re trying to intimidate the pigeons?

So I see is a burned hand reaching for my browser tabs.

Step 1, update your resume.

Step 2, follow your boss’ instructions until it all breaks.

Step 2.5, document everything so be can’t blame you later.

Step 3, go have a beer; you don’t get paid enough to give a shit.

Bitch how are you gonna so to war with those stupid fake nails?

Well I mean how else was the president going to distract us all from him being in the Epstein files millions of times.

Oh my state passed a law abolishing it but the federal government stopped it. You want to know why? You want to know the stupid reason why the federal government won’t abolish daylight savings? Because polling indicates that half of the people want it gone forever and everybody else wants it there forever.

They literally can’t decide whether to always have the clock one way or the other, so we get to split the difference. I don’t fucking care. Just pick one and stick with it. Everybody has electric lights anyway, it’s the 21st century, we need to move on from this 1700s bullshit.

Because a pedophile needed a distraction.

Hahahahahahaha! inhale hahahahahaha!

Just added to the pile I guess.

It’s because these idiots believe their own bullshit.

Yeah because that’ll work. Dumbass monster.

American here, and if there’s one lesson you should take away from the trump presidency it’s to never ever trust Trump.

Oh don’t worry, there’s plenty of unorganized and fucked up pieces in there. Just enough to eventually jam the gears and make it year itself apart and kill us all. So it’ll all work out in the end.

The only fun golf is full contact battle golf. Fun for the watchers.

I’m not afraid to say it - Charlie Kirk laughed and I’m glad. Good riddance. My only problem with it is that it made him a martyr. Better that these shitheads die of natural causes.