They don’t care. They’ve got scapegoats and as long as Israel is cooking then they’re stupid rapture is on its way. Delusional fuckheads have no concept of personal responsibility.

Ah yes. Definitely a hallucination. Nothing sinister going on here, nope.

Temu? More like Trashmu.

Get a dumb phone.

Yes.

Probably that I haven’t killed myself yet. That’s not a joke.

Too bad some of the people who need the protection the most (disabled Americans) are unwelcome. Sucks to be us I guess.

Mass starvation is historically the usual trigger for revolution. Not always though.

That would require me to have X on my phone. I do not. Because I deleted Twitter when dipshit took over.

2001 called, it wants to buy your screensaver and put it on 3,000 asset shovelware CDs.

That’s what the remaster looks like? That looks like total dog shit. I’ve seen better looking flash games, back when those were still a thing, before all the flash game makers ported and enshitified their once free games and made them P2W mobile apps or worse, charge for them on steam. I’m looking at you, Bloons trash.

R2D2. I firmly believe that the joke is true that he’s constantly swearing up a storm and knows basically everything but everybody who hears his stories just thinks he’s making shit up for laughs.

Sure. I mean death still comes one to a customer and I’m no different.

My mother had one of these. I got to use it as a hand-me-down as a teenager because my mother was abusive AF.

For clarity, the subject of the TV wasn’t the abusive part. Her rationale of “I didn’t have one when I was a kid so you don’t get to have one while you’re a kid” was. It didn’t apply just to the TV.

Y’all = you all, which is gender neutral.

Also that map is missing the Chicagoland y’all exclave.

With always online DRM, I’m sure. Fuck you Blizzard.

That’s because some idiot signed off on graphic design that says 8x instead of “contents: 8 razor heads” or w/e. I’ve worked a lot of distribution over the years and there’s a lot of poorly described contents even in boring print on brown box stuff out there.

In America they’re usually behind a locked plastic case.

AI generated music slop

FTFY

Good. I look forward to all these idiots finally accepting that they drastically misunderstood what LLMs actually are and are not. I know their idiotic brains are only able to understand simple concepts like “line must go up” and follow them like religious tenants though so I’m sure they’ll waste everyone’s time and increase enshitification with some other new bullshit once they quietly remove their broken (and unprofitable) AI from stuff.