But will it give them a jaunty earworm and a splitting headache?

this is cool and all, but we already have plastic in our cookies. in all our food, actually.

Does… bro not understand the entire point of birthday cake?

And you do what they told you.

We truly do need more superheroes in this world. We love Spidey!

This cat is so damn photogenic. That curl in the tail is just purrrrfect.

Sure, we’ll stop supporting affirmative action and pretend that firing anyone who wasn’t us was a good idea. It’s not like being a mechanic requires a certain degree of oddball tendencies, and going out of our way to punish oddballs definitely won’t come back to bite us.

Sabotage? What’s that?

Jump 200 years into the future, and go from there. If things are better, then I’ll gladly stay. If things are worse, I’ll look for ways to either go home and break time, or stay and try to fix it/help other people survive.

A Knight’s Tale has a lot of very deliberate and very obvious anachronisms in it. But I don’t feel like they detract from the story. It felt a little out of place, but at the same time, it felt more immersive.

That, and Heath Ledger was brilliant and Alan Tudyk was hilarious.

Several knives, blades, and daggers in my dad’s knife collection belonged to his grandfather, and were passed down to his father. He says he plans on dividing the collection among his kids when the time comes.

Knives mean a lot in our family. We each got our first pocket knife on our 8th birthday, the same way our dad got his first one. Knife safety (especially passing a knife) is part ritual, part common sense. We give them as gifts for birthdays, Christmas, and Easter. It’s a way of making sure the people we love the most will always have the oldest and most useful tool mankind ever invented in their pocket.

I know it’s considered bad luck in some cultures, but to us, it’s a heartfelt act of love. I’ll be honored to have my father’s knife one day.

I read on the wiki that the expert they brought in used that pronunciation, and (not knowing any better), it was the one the actor used.

I totally forgot that happened. J. Jonah Jameson had a lot wrong with him, but damn, he didn’t rat sources to anyone.

Specifically because, y’know, IRL, people like the Green Goblin show up asking for the reasons you’d expect.

Ugh, finally they take the gimme. What the hell were they waiting for, formal execution orders for anyone darker than Pantone-720?

Democrats waiting until the boat has more than six holes in the hull before they vote on patching the leak.

Do it! If you could get feathers to come out like this in EEVEE, all of Blender would do a backflip.

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Welcome back to the real world.

About as ridiculous as “1.21 jigo-watts!”

Great Scot!

When I was a kid, I had no idea how someone like Erik Lensherr could become the kind of person he was. But now I think I know what this scene was talking about. And it makes my guts twist.

I can’t believe I’m saying this. But please don’t uWu a mentally disabled dictator.

And here’s your national anthem