That’s a bingo!

Make your own opening elsewhere on the package.

Read it… dryly.

The Call of the Wild

Look on the back of the stems. That’s usually where you’ll find manufacturer’s stamps. At the same time, they kind of look like tarnished silver. Try polishing them!

We’re gonna need a bigger boat.

Snakes. I hate snakes.

Bring out the gimp.

Of course I know him! He’s me!

Sssssmokin’!

I understood that reference.

But they’re FDA approved by a regime that is totally unlike… aw. Fuck.

Not poetic I reckon, but I like that effective has two Fs and defective only has one. That missing F makes something not work. So, in essence, sometimes, to give an F can help make something work.

I think Sense8 wrapped up okay. It was a movie length episode but it felt honest and closed it up.

Y’all already lay in bed awake at night thinking about that cringy thing you did when you were in middle school. Yeah, that thing. Y’all want lifetimes of that?

First two episodes are available on Apple TV!

You would if you don’t like surprises.

Big brother: “Okay, open your mouth and close your eyes, and I’ve got a big surprise!” Closes eyes: “not this time, fucker”

How long did it take to download 45 years of updates?

Epileptics are not going to be thrilled, neither are the blind. Buy stock in aspirin because migraines and headaches are going to increase. Driving at night will become a silent affair. No more covert night ops.

Do you like hot wings? I like hot wings.

Tuckers?

Not a collector, but check estate sales and garage sales. Folks will just dump old photo albums.

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Oh, snap! You just Papua’d his New Guinea with that dick joke.

No tail! They just end in butt.