ImADifferentBird

I have a feeling his health will take a rapid downturn after January 20 or so. Peter Thiel will want his puppet to go into the 2028 election with an incumbency advantage and a sympathy hook, and at that point, it won’t use up any of his constitutionally-permitted terms.

He won’t. Have you seen the shape he’s in? The constant bruising, the dementia, the falling asleep during meetings? He doesn’t have that long left.

His grave will be the most popular gender-neutral bathroom on Earth.

My father in laws fondest wish was to outlive Trump. Unfortunately, he didn’t make it. So I have to live that wish for him.

I have a bottle of champagne that was gifted to my partner and I at our wedding. We were originally saving it for a milestone anniversary, but we have instead decided that we uncork it when It Happens.

In my town, there’s a lot of beautiful parks to hang out at. I can take a workshop down at the library. The museums sometimes have free admission days. There’s lots of great things to do at low or no cost, you just have to look for them.

This is one place where traditional social media shines. Following local establishments on Facebook, or joining your city’s subreddit, can keep you in the loop about cheap or free events in your city.