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Resistance is futile

I’m trysexual. I’ll try anything.

Don’t, stay and fight

Heaven forbid anyone should ever walk

MAGAts can’t read

You’ll make a fine coat, cat

I’m not addicted. I can quit anytime I want.

Low bar

I have the power to vote, sign petitions, go to protests. I’m too poor to donate money. That is the extent of my power. Trillionaires run everything and have all the power, and guns. I stick to my liberal, socialist beliefs and do my best to help everyone I can. What is it you want me to do?

I hope it’s compatible with my iThingy

Now everyone involved is going to jail, right? …. RIGHT?

Yum. Sour chalk. You can even get in a stylish necklace.

The wonders of science

I am your father…. Noooooooo!

For people who hate the government, they sure like using it to oppress everyone else.

What’s to stop a kid from grabbing his dad’s credit card to sign in?

My check engine light came on and freaked me out. Found out the code was P0171: Bank running lean. I currently have a mix of gas and E85 in the tank and the computer doesn’t like it. Nothing is actually wrong.

Bad gas cap