Uh, that looks promising! Thank you!

Remember faster!

Please 💖

I had some friends/colleagues from Slovakia and I quickly realized that it’s extremely important to mainly utilize curse words while debugging.

What about man mount?

I might get into robot vacuums again, thank you very much!

Basically anything I enjoy except cooking. They’re not the biggest tech/photography/software/3d printing/… enthusiasts.

I’m not even in a rural setting and the only way to get my dogs to the vet is via car. Getting a taxi to drive there is difficult when one of your dogs starts vomiting after the second turn.

That and getting to by family in a rural setting. 2 hours by car vs up to 8 by train. With two dogs. That won’t happen 😐

Besides that I don’t really need a car.

I have one old Philips whatever they were called lamps that I can’t connect to home assistant. The rest I moved away from the bridge. I think I’ll just let go of that lamp.

Snack! Snack time, Trevor!

I’ve wondered how people ran happily into their doom in WW1/2, and thought nowadays with all the information readily available they’d not fight and die for some grand illusion of some asshole wearing a crown or whatever Putin wears. But I was wrong. I don’t understand how they’re not on his ass, noose ready. Instead they cheer for him. Of course not all Russians, but enough to let him keep destroying their own future.

That’s really hard for me to grasp. If my government would start some shit like that we’d collectively laugh and replace them.

Valid question. But on the other hand, Russia doesn’t seem like they are well organized in anything they do. And normally they’re the ones hacking the rest of the world, they probably didn’t expect to be on the receiving end.

weeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee

quack

weeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeee

Ah, to be young again. And also a duck.

Yes!

I like that it’s 2^8 people.

Edit: Apparently I’m not good at reading 😅

Tacocat

WTF did I just watch?

Free speech is throttled. You might want to buy premium speech for only $19.99 per month!

Recruiters writing an email:

Oh my God the drugs kick in and I’m overwhelmed by bullshit! I’m diarrheaing it all into my keyboard and mention non benefits and try to sell on site working as hybrid! Here’s a joke so lame your toenails will curl up while reading! Oh God, now the drugs wear off and I need more!!!

What if we made a tent out of metal and gave it some wheels?

“You see officer, it wasn’t me robbing that bank. Bill Gates did it!”