Fuck yeah, going to compile me some free Pokémon!

No fucks given.

I choose to keep both feet firmly planted in unreality.

Tried pigeon in Chicago’s Chinatown. It was the gamiest thing I have ever tasted. I normally like gamiey meat but this was too much.

I live in Kansas City. Somebody is going to do a drive by on that thing.

It is blind to the suffering of the poor.

If you do not wish to involve the police, then you have to look at your illegal options.

I so do not keep the separate bidet option. So you crap walking over to that?

Oh no! I hope this doesn’t affect my pirated copies.

Yes but does Taiwan consider itself part of China?

It blew my mind when I learned that Taiwanese travel to Mainland China for work. The media seems to portray the two countries in a non cooperative stand off.

If you’ve eaten shredded cheese from the store, then you’ve eaten wood.

Disgruntled yes. Gruntled, not so much.

We would never let something like this happen in the Midwest.

Not from the Onion. Also that seems a little low for a space mission.

That is a false accusation! When it is an official government ship it is Buccaneering.

Let’s say she’s not a medic. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SHOOTING AT SOMEONE WHO IS BEING FORCED TO BE A HUMAN SHIELD!

I would love this this feature to be implemented in IOS. This could be used for several applications like pushing more people to Linux.

Just this one. It’s enough.