

A bug eyed alcoholic has timing issues. Who could have guessed?


A bug eyed alcoholic has timing issues. Who could have guessed?


I’m gonna go with the skunk. I was just misted with it from a good distance but it took days for the smell to go away. The house it was under smelled like skunk when the weather was damp for years.


No amount of weak old man outrage can put that genie back in the bottle.


Oh my call the grammar nazis I mispselled a word.


The beatings will continue until moral improves.


None because he wasn’t that fucking stupid. He just dropped them on everyone in the region who couldn’t fight back.
Okay dad. Wait I are one of those. But okay, dad.


Obama kept trying. So he would know how useless it is.


Something like that happens every year here in the land of the fee. Someone will shoot themselves in the back of a cop car with their hands cuffed behind them. Its a great mystery.


Putins hate makes you clumsy in resoviet russia.
Sure and we don’t any new ones. These latest ones are huge inefficient and unoptimized. They are not being built to earn a profit. They are destroying the consumer electronics market and should not be allowed to do so. They are raising prices for electricity and using natural resources especially water. They do not pay their way. They bribe and con clueless politicians into letting them get a free ride at the expanse of citizens.
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No it isn’t. They are a drain on society. They do not produce any useful gain.


Its down the stairs and out the window. Or both just to make sure they are unlucky.


A cult is a small unpopular religion and a religion is a large popular cult. I heard this over forty years ago and its the best way to explain it.


Imaginary physicians.


Fuck you pay me! The slop company did not pay up and now they are paying for it.


Okay kevin. No matter what you do he will never respect you.



A life long liar who thinks the truth is whatever he says.
You must be poor drinking that swill.