I recently got a Pixel 9, really hoping it will last the full 7 years

Albacore of the shrubbery if you’re on a budget.

And garbage pail kids

RIP Hambe. He was the best of us.

There were Romans (basically Greek cosplayers), some dude with elephants who may or may not have been a cannibal. Then some dude got nailed to some lumber for trying to tell people to chill and love eachother. A few thousand years of fighting about that. Columbo sailed to India but found Aztecs instead. The cubs finally won… And that about brings us up to date.

Oh! And also blizzards are gonna start soon in some of the higher mountain passes. So if you’re going that way some winter kit so you don’t freeze to death in case of emergency!

Former long range trucker here. You can knock that drive out in three days if you go for it. This advice mostly applies to N. America.

Trip plan trip plan trip plan. Where are you getting gas, food, and lodging? Spending 15min per meal to figure out where you’re going and what you’re having adds up quick. Picking gas stations at random can backfire, some are quite aways off the freeway and can suck 30mins out of your day. All these little, seemingly minor delays add up quickly. Could easily add hours to your total drive time if you’re not careful.

Rest areas are your friends. Easy off, easy on. Picnicking areas, usually cleaner restrooms than gas stations. You can sleep in your car there too.

Entertainment wise I was always partial to audiobooks. Obviously I couldn’t play steam deck while driving, but audiobooks allow you to take in the scenery as well. May I recommend Dungeon Crawler Carl, Murderbot, and the Bunny Mcgarry series?

Be safe! If you get the feeling you’re too tired to drive you probably are, pull over. Good luck and have fun!

I attempt to shatter my ceramic coffee mug and fashion a makeshift shank. I biff it, hit an artery, bleed out. I declare victory from beyond the veil on the grounds I prevented them from killing me

Pickleball. It’s still exercise, but it’s never left me panting. Idk how severe your issue is. But it’s way less exerting than tennis or volleyball.

Cool wind blows

Autumn’s herald harkens

Balls sweat no more

Ahhh. But even in enlightened Europe you don’t fuck with the money. What are you some sort of commie!?!?

But ya, it’s pretty bad look that money can’t be tapped.

Focus on making a good friend group (I know almost as hard as dating). You’ll meet friends of friends, which is where all the good dating prospects be in my experience. Friends first, the rest will come.

I have actually used a knife to open cans for months on end. I couldn’t be bothered to buy a new can opener.

It was a cheap kitchen knife, it pretty much ruined it after a few months, (although I’m sure someone with patience and a whet stone could have brought it back to life.) it’s totally doable and far easier than you might think. Kinda messy tho.

The moral of the story is buy a can opener.

Fuck man… I’m so over capitalism. Shits just exhausting…

If you’re in the US, Spanish. It might actually be useful.

Maybe if they don’t get a cut. But everything I know about organized crime comes from the sopranos.

Boo. That shit carries so far. I go to the woods to get away from human bullshit. I’d much prefer the wind through the land with a birdsong accompaniment.

Yes! The amount of people who feel entitled to blast noise is too damn high! I was gonna comment on playing noise n speakers in public settings, but I’ll happily pile on here.

I doubt they would be able to articulate the difference between ant capitalist vs government. They’re just giant whiny man babies.