Black hole sun won’t you come? Wash away the rain.

Later that night he sat on the floor, in a onezy in front of his fireplace while his family, glowed in the enjoyment there young president had putting it together, until he fell asleep and his son carried him to bed.

But seriously love this

5. Pretend Ai users have it as bad as 1940 Jewish people being executed.

I picked up Pokémon Champions on Mobile and made Master ball in theee days. Oblivious Calm mind Clefable, put all those dragon dancers in their place.

Government: We have the screw worm outbreak under control!!! Its isolated in the south!!

Government: Hey the outbreak in Ohio not a thing!!

Governmentt: Stops talking about screw worms*

Trump: Off topic were getting beef from a place I’d rather not say where though.(REAL BTW)

Government: Hey we need to recall like all the beef!!

When they stopped talking about screw worms I knew things were bad…

Like how my grandmother’s hometown was a test site and bombed with poisonous chemicals on two known occasions to see the effects? Btw my grandmother and I are Canadian. Operation LAC 1958 and Alberta Spraying 1953.

Apparently im a freak who is MM/DD/YEAR.

Some people are assholes or have mental illness and you can’t win.

School?.. I only see one big fish?

I used to dance around asking anything of anyone as I dont like being a burden to an extreme extent. But I remember in college, I had a epifamy and just said guys ik tired I gotta work tomorrow, ya guys need to head out sorry. Ever since then I just express how I feel as long as its not rude and 99% of people don’t get offended.

Is that 90s WWF Albert with a baby?

It’s a humerous situation. Not many actually care just some giggles can be harvested from some asshat’s fear. IE: No one really cared about boaty mcboat face.

When the tariffs started, much of the USA was on fire. California, Portland, and the Northeast were all facing major wildfires. In Canada, there was an open public discussion about whether we should send firefighting assistance to an administration that had become openly hostile toward us. In the end, we did what good neighbours do. We helped. I do not think, a year later, the favour will be returned

My first language is English. I just never excelled at it as a I have dyslexia. But 28% of Americans do read at Lv1 or lower. There is no reason to shame someone on literacy.

My GTA5 day one purchase, was a download code and I was so confused. That was the first time that ever happened to me. ROCKSTAR!!!

I assume he’s like I eat more? maybe im a strong man who eats lots? Thats a really old stereotype thing if so.

If you have ever had squirrels or some other rodents in the walls, you’ll know…:X

If I remember this is a pretty old meme format? Like pre 2020?

Ahem, you skipped a few steps but ya your close to it. https://youtu.be/x9P-pYGu_ws

It’s very common, as churches usually don’t use the whole property.https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/united-church-sold-ottawa-mosque-1.3591054