I’m so glad I never got around to doing one of these tests

No, this is Patrick

Not sure if it counts but Harold and Kumar made me believe that White Castle burgers are better than they really are.

Seems to be a tool to patch Adobe products so that they don’t require a license

I pledge allegiance

To the flag

It’s called WiFi smh

Did you know that you can download podcasts and play them without internet?

This one got me the other day.

Good lord yes

I use Mullvad so naturally, I can pick my exit country. Since I’m an iOS user (aka, no NewPipe etc) I always choose an exit country that is majority non-English-speaking. It makes the YT app adds so much more bearable if I can’t understand what they’re saying.

pricing via algorithms

This is essentially what all insurance is. Actuary tables, risk analysis, so forth. All math with the single purpose to ensure that over the whole risk pool, the House wins.