Repeatedly messing with some starship captain, then going back in time to start an internet cult that believes the most ludicrous shit possible. All to prove to that one captain that humanity is not worthy

Congratulations China, you managed to do it without hitting your own ship this time

Yes, but have you forgotten about the HUMONGOUS TERMINATOR DADDIES

Greetings Custodes, how are you this daAAAY? Have you brought me any cool ancient tech to displaAaAaY?

Who waaaants to liiiiive forevaaaaaa?
Who daaares to looove forevaaaaaa?

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Fear mongering about Russian wonder waffles? So far they do more damage to Russia than anyone else

So long gay bowser

False flag operation? I’m sure Alex Jones will be all over this story, he loves those

It’s well known that RIM-116 Rolling Airframe Missiles are a good defense against vampires, but I’ve never seen it in a movie

And the US will contribute… uh…

Brine and fresh water. Costs energy to separate, makes energy letting them recombine.

A QA tester walks into a bar Taco Bell…

I don’t know how to access your app, can you pass a pointer?

Replace with even less functional vibe coded slop

Oh, very good Worf

Try Asian food marts, some have pre-made stuff for grab and go

Well yes, but actually no