

I was playing along. I can edit my other comment to add the /s to prevent any further confusion if you’d like
Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!
Or don’t. That works too.
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
Satire. I’m not actually a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.
Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don’t mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate into the void. She’ll chase after it.


I was playing along. I can edit my other comment to add the /s to prevent any further confusion if you’d like
YGOTAS-Bakura voice: What is that you’re speaking? Polish?


So disrespectful, some people. Right?


Copypasted from another comment There is a pile of shit in the picture, so if you were to stretch the meaning of the term “shitpost” perhaps it could count? 🤔


There is a pile of shit in the picture, so if you were to stretch the meaning of the term “shitpost” perhaps it could count? 🤔
Damn, I need to start going to my library more often


So you’ve just given up on life? 😟


Orange Octagonal Polygon


Also, clever reference there. Take my updoot 👍


Whoops! My bad!


My fiery dragon breath might help with that. Hold still! 🔥🐲


Trans or cis?
This is relevant to the question at hand in absolutely zero way.


I said that to my literal birthgiver once. I realise now I would’ve been better off if she continued to not know who I was.
Wait, so I’m not white? Looks confusedly at my skin Oh, nevermind. I’m a dragon 🐲
She’s judging my bard who can’t sing, can’t dance, can’t play any instrument, and sucks at public speaking
Then he starts cooking…and she judges his hibachi chef performance too


I hate my spouse so fucking much
I’m playing Pokémon Ultra Sun while watching season 2 of Once Upon A Time. Checked out both from the library. Love my local library 📚 🐲