Well played.

Gotta get that deep clean in the shower ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I don’t buy that. It’s possible but the producers always want to make it “theirs” and it’s not. It’ll never be theirs. The best they could do is just follow the source material as much as possible.

No one cares about your “quirky” changes. And this is quite evident in all the video game tv series that fail. Because the source material was basically thrown away completely. Because they think we’ll gobble up anything just because of the name.

I watched the twin towers fall but none of it connected and never gave me the fanatical patriotism it was supposed to.

They generally don’t work as movies because no one ever follows the story that’s right in front of them. They always add some stupid artistic bullshit preference of their own which causes a huge disconnect from the source material.

A life without all the trauma and self harm. A life where I had all the support I needed to actually thrive and make something of myself. Sometimes it’s just a life with a past love where everything turned out okay. Other times a life where I chose a more profitable career because I didn’t need chaos to feel normalcy.

I’m a very broken individual so it’s not really hard for me to dream up a scenario that’s infinitely better than my reality.

That’s part of what hurts so bad waking up and realizing I’m back in my own life.

I have vivid dreams to the point I’ve had to mourn entire lives that were never even real.

Like Roy from Rick and Morty.

The worst ones are when it was a very fulfilling life and then I have to wake up and accept it never actually happened.

I have several but by far the most common is “fuck em”

Mainly used when people wanna hit me with some dumb shit and act like it’s my problem. Fuck em.

I like you.

What is wrong with you?

I’m am deranged and disgruntled.

Take doordash for instance. You order your food through doordash. As soon as you place the order the food is made. Then a driver decides to pick up your order. It’s already been 10 minutes since your food was made. It’s now getting cold. The driver finally shows up. It’s now been 25 minutes since the food was made. The driver picks up your order and drives it 10 minutes away. It’s now been 35 minutes since your food was made.

You paid more money for food that sat for over half an hour. The food is now sub par and cold. You eat it anyway. That tells these businesses they can just cut quality and charge more because you’ll still pay for it.

You little piggy. You’re gonna eat this cold overpriced food little piggy. Come get your cold shit quality food little piggy.

It doesn’t help that I’ve worked food my whole life and online ordering/delivery have turned the job I loved into a hellscape of entitlement and laziness.

I used to love making customers happy and satisfied. Now idgaf take the fucking food and get out of my god damn face.

If you regularly use 3rd party food delivery services and you’re not disabled you’re the reason restaurant food quality has gone to shit and I will call you out on it.

You’ve made it clear you’re willing to pay twice as much for a shittier product and these businesses have heard you loud and clear.

That’s hilarious.

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We had a manager get fired because he slept with two of our waitresses and gave them both chlamydia.

The worst part was they weren’t gonna fire him for that but only because one of the girls was only 17 💀

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Ah good then I’m no longer worried that people are insulting me.

Define badass because I’m a very stoic person outside of my job and people always call me a hard ass and I don’t know how to feel about it.

Thinking that just because they can fight that means they win any argument they’re in.

My current boss is an ex mma fighter and does this literally all the time. You’ll bring up a concern about something he’s doing and he’ll shut you down and if you persist he tries to intimidate you by reminding you of his size and fighting history.