Left trouser pocket:

• phone (moved to left pocket of fleece jacket if worn)
• paper towel
• bike keys if at work

Right trouser pocket:

• keys (attached by string to an ID card hanging from a belt loop if at work)

Right leg pocket if at work:

• hand sanitizer, sometimes 2 bottles

Edge of shirt collar:

• 1-2 ballpoint pens hanging inside shirt

I think “OP’s account is 12 days old and they were recently banned from showerthoughts following several posts about this topic, bye”

That’s subjective. Two adults can do whatever they want. The rest is just other people’s opinions and those opinions can also be “a bit iffy”. The more you listen to other people’s arbitrary morals, the iffier things get and you soon realize you should just have followed your own intuition to begin with.