How else would one mass-produce gullible, uneducated voting cattle to exploit and fleece?
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beebarfbadger@lemmy.worldto World News@lemmy.world•Ballet star Vladimir Shklyarov who criticised Putin’s Ukraine invasion dies in fall from building in St PetersburgEnglish4·11 months agoTurns out Epstein didn’t commit suicide after all: He just fell out of his notoriously unsecured cell window on the basement floor while the cameras were off.
beebarfbadger@lemmy.worldto World News@lemmy.world•Ballet star Vladimir Shklyarov who criticised Putin’s Ukraine invasion dies in fall from building in St PetersburgEnglish5·11 months ago“Fell out of window.”
“He was on the ground floor.”
“Fell out of window and face-planted twenty-six times.”
beebarfbadger@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Bluesky Becoming New Social Media Sensation As Millions Of Americans Snub X Over Musk's Support To TrumpEnglish2·11 months agoCountdown until Musk sues every single one of them for the crime, no treason of not giving him all their money.
beebarfbadger@lemmy.worldto Games@lemmy.world•Disney Said to be Considering a Surprising Replacement for Bob Iger: EA CEO Andrew Wilson - IGNEnglish4·11 months agoBut EA clearly know how to rake in money with the yearly version of SportsGame
2021202220232024. They are expected to make just as much cash by releasing the exact same movie every year. Who knows, maybe they’ll add microtransactions.
beebarfbadger@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Bluesky Might End Up Defeating Twitter Once and for AllEnglish521·11 months agoCountdown until it turns out that everybody associated with any competition to Musk’s companies just so happens to be a criminal Trump siccs his DOJ after: 5… 4…
beebarfbadger@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Elon Musk Suddenly Realizes That Teslas With "Self-Driving" Computers May Never Be Able to Actually Self-DriveEnglish1·1 year ago“Fuck that particular con, I have a president in my pocket now.”
Hey! HEY! That is a vile insinuation! They’d never do that and also they only suppress votes for the other party and those don’t count anyway, so what if they do it when it’s perfectly fine seeing how they could never win if they allowed the election to be run fairly, and in conclusion, voter suppression is great and everybody should do it (except for non-republicans).
Wait, what were we talking about again?
Which oune wold yo souggest?
beebarfbadger@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•RoboFlop: Tesla's Cybercab Event Torched By Analysts And InvestorsEnglish2·1 year agoAt least they can finally admit that they are not a car company.
Eh, just throw them over your shoulder and you’re good to go.
Your mom.
Wait, that doesn’t make any sense.
Wait, it not masking any sense has never deterred anyone from making a your mom joke, so it’s fine after all.
Wait, that’s actually a pretty grim appraisal of the state of what is considered to be humorous.
In that case, I’ll go with my sweatpants instead, if I may.
beebarfbadger@lemmy.worldto Games@lemmy.world•Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine 2 Dev Says Big Budget Games Are Failing in Part Because Teams Are Over-Scoping Their ProjectsEnglish39·1 year ago“Of course it was cost-intensive to program an engine that will render every single eyelash at a resolution that will require the player to buy an additional graphics card for each eyelash concurrently on-screen, but now we only need twelve and a half billion people to buy, no, what am I saying, to pre-order and pre-pay the Ultra-Super-Deluxe-Collector’s Edition and we’ll start to turn a profit.”
- current AAA gaming
beebarfbadger@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•I investigated millions of tweets from the Kremlin’s ‘troll factory’ and discovered classic propaganda techniques reimagined for the social media age.English1·1 year agoPotayto, potahto, all depends on which reality you choose to inhabit.
beebarfbadger@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•I investigated millions of tweets from the Kremlin’s ‘troll factory’ and discovered classic propaganda techniques reimagined for the social media age.English6·1 year agoThese are called schools and universities and whatnot.
beebarfbadger@lemmy.worldto FoodPorn@lemmy.world•Pigeon, traditional dish in Orvieto ItalyEnglish7·1 year ago“Mphhuhuhuhu, go on, eat it. It’s a traditional dish here.”
beebarfbadger@lemmy.worldto Games@lemmy.world•PS5 Homescreen Now Replaces Unique Video Game Art With Annoying Ads You Can’t Turn OffEnglish17·1 year agoWell, finally. There are still so many unused seconds in a day where the consumer cattle is not forcibly blasted with advertisements, it brings tears to the eyes…
beebarfbadger@lemmy.worldto Memes@lemmy.ml•“You will be more conservative as you grow older”27·1 year agoHonestly, if your goals include conserving an inhabitable environment for the human race in the future, conserving a semblance of wealth for everyone but the top, like, dozen people on Earth, conserving the rights of workers and consumers against an overwhelming opposition, conserving democracy for future generations (and all that against the best efforts of a supposedly “conservative” party), your parents may have been right.
beebarfbadger@lemmy.worldto No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Why isn't apple a popular ice cream flavor?10718·1 year agoBecause it’s too expensive to crunch up a whole iPhone just for one cone.
Where does a 600 pound gorilla sit?
US foreign policy:
Wherever the fuck he wants. Whatcha gonna do about it?