Ben Affleck has entered the chat.

Cocaine wasps fight the cocaine bear to see who gets a continuing franchise.

I ran an open smtp server for an experiment. Most of the email it got was more like probes than traditional spam.

A couple winters ago I was on a three lane highway, except several cars stopped to chain up in the god damn road blocking two of the lanes. In my Hyundai shit box I made it up the hill and stopped on the shoulder to put my chains on.

I feel like you don’t even know what enshittification is.

It’s an old meme

can I put Chihuahua meat in a microwave

It’s technically correct, the best kind of correct.

Why do you have to be like this?

This will surely stop reddit in it’s tracks!

Deadpool Meme: That only took 20 fucking years.

I bet EULA is longer than the source code.

Holy shit this is so accurate.

I want to thank this guy for dropping this in Christmas.

Luckily my mongo ports are hidden from the Internet, as everyone else’s should be, so it will survive until Monday when I can upgrade.

The unrelenting mandatory consumerism just sucks all the joy out of today. I’ve been stressed all month about this and can’t even enjoy it until it’s over.

We’ll trim it down so the mouse driver only has a little AI.

Nnnoooo, you won’t get enough fps to enjoy your games!!!

/s in case some of you don’t get it

If Ukraine didn’t want to get invaded it shouldn’t have dressed like that.

They can come in if they think they are going into a different home.

I joined during the Reddit exodus and I didn’t have to do that. Was a little shocked to learn that later.

Sometimes people put Christmas lights up in the wrong direction and try to use this as a quick fix rather than taking the lights down and reversing them.

So am I!