They plan to do what to the entire Gaza population? What was that verb?

Heat rises. It gets trapped under the blanket and helps keep you warm.

Semi related, your body loses the most heat through your head so wearing a warm hat on a cold day makes a huge difference.

Just for fun I tried reproducing this with chatgpt and it consistently messes up aligning the light beam with its illuminated patch no matter what I try. They always fail on the weirdest details

My kid loves roblox because its controls are pretty much completely ideal for her ipad and apple pencil

Roblox is entirely unplayable to me because its control schemes inevitably break all my millennial expectations and I don’t have great internet connectivity at home anymore. It hurts me and makes me angry, lol. ANY game that properly works with an Xbox controller is superior for my personal experience because of decades of that paradigm. Touchscreen controls are death and other control schemes are second class citizens in the modern landscape

veteran convict: choo in for, guv

michael jones: did a shite in a golden loo

There’s some good examples and discussion here https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJA_jUddXvY7v0VkYRbANnTnzkA_HMFtQ

How do people manage to invent intricate phrases?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Etymology

It seems like nowadays no matter what you do there’s a word for it and it’s probably considered something horrible by someone somewhere.

For the set of all things, there is usually someone who doesn’t like said thing, yes. That is how people and things tend to work, since there are so many people and so many things.

The tone of this post makes me think you did something shady lately and you’re laughing off getting called out. And who’s unironically saying ‘kts’ in 2025? Cringe

Two slices of toast, one with butter one with grape jelly. Slice a boiled egg, put the egg slices on the toast, give it a little bit of salt, complete assembly and boom, my breakfast egg sandwich.

It’s really good and I don’t understand why people are so weirded out by it. Eating a boiled egg and some toast with butter and jelly is fine for breakfast, but! Put them together as a sandwich and now I’m the weirdo.

In these difficult times I find that all I need is spending some time with my loved ones, enjoying my old favorite media and games and sharing them with my daughter, and nightly cuddles from my beautiful monster of a cat while I read web serials to unwind.

Well, those things and also cannabis and escorts. And pizza. Keeps me going.

Yep. “Oopsie, our operations `inadvertently’ created some more martyrs for the cause. well, time to keep bombing more babies”

literal Queen of the Mommy Milkers

I’m not usually proud of Texas for much but this I can feel good about

It’s better to be pissed off than pissed on

Professional means you do it for money. In which case you need another job

Honestly I don’t know what’s more soul crushing, the incorrectly added comma or the fact OP still doesn’t get it

As a professional virgin loser

You need a new job

Go to the doctor

When we started dating she had a light-“natural” style of makeup I liked. Ten years later I’m not entirely sure what happened but when she puts on makeup now it’s much more extreme and not really attractive to me. It makes her feel pretty which is what matters I guess.

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I missed when reddit had more porn so here I am

We used to go out for drinks after work once or twice a week

Then a guy got so drunk he puked at the bar, got in a fight with another guy and bit his ear off

The guy was immediately fired obviously but we don’t socialize like we used to for some reason