spacelick

Hey, please don’t hurt yourself. I know I’m a random stranger but whatever you’re going through I’m sorry it put you in this headspace

crumbles into dust

Everyone is different. No advice or template for showing affection fits for everyone. Still, parental love should be unconditional and that includes not requiring any particular show of affection.

My teenage kid stopped saying “I love you too” a few years ago. Tbh it stings really, really bad, but her job isn’t to make me feel loved. My job is to make her feel loved. End of story.

“Almost?”

There’s this show you should never watch called Doctor Who

I’d say this take is far more considered and less ‘asshole’ by far than thinking “whoa, if the founding fathers had ChatGPT, they would totally just get it to write the constitution” is

“Tons” doesn’t contradict “generally” and “tend to lean”

It’s “tons” vs “tons and tons and tons” tbh

That carpet hungers and will continue to exact its toll as long as you insist on eating over it

They plan to do what to the entire Gaza population? What was that verb?

Heat rises. It gets trapped under the blanket and helps keep you warm.

Semi related, your body loses the most heat through your head so wearing a warm hat on a cold day makes a huge difference.

Just for fun I tried reproducing this with chatgpt and it consistently messes up aligning the light beam with its illuminated patch no matter what I try. They always fail on the weirdest details

My kid loves roblox because its controls are pretty much completely ideal for her ipad and apple pencil

Roblox is entirely unplayable to me because its control schemes inevitably break all my millennial expectations and I don’t have great internet connectivity at home anymore. It hurts me and makes me angry, lol. ANY game that properly works with an Xbox controller is superior for my personal experience because of decades of that paradigm. Touchscreen controls are death and other control schemes are second class citizens in the modern landscape

veteran convict: choo in for, guv

michael jones: did a shite in a golden loo

There’s some good examples and discussion here https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJA_jUddXvY7v0VkYRbANnTnzkA_HMFtQ

How do people manage to invent intricate phrases?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Etymology

It seems like nowadays no matter what you do there’s a word for it and it’s probably considered something horrible by someone somewhere.

For the set of all things, there is usually someone who doesn’t like said thing, yes. That is how people and things tend to work, since there are so many people and so many things.

The tone of this post makes me think you did something shady lately and you’re laughing off getting called out. And who’s unironically saying ‘kts’ in 2025? Cringe

Two slices of toast, one with butter one with grape jelly. Slice a boiled egg, put the egg slices on the toast, give it a little bit of salt, complete assembly and boom, my breakfast egg sandwich.

It’s really good and I don’t understand why people are so weirded out by it. Eating a boiled egg and some toast with butter and jelly is fine for breakfast, but! Put them together as a sandwich and now I’m the weirdo.

In these difficult times I find that all I need is spending some time with my loved ones, enjoying my old favorite media and games and sharing them with my daughter, and nightly cuddles from my beautiful monster of a cat while I read web serials to unwind.

Well, those things and also cannabis and escorts. And pizza. Keeps me going.

Yep. “Oopsie, our operations `inadvertently’ created some more martyrs for the cause. well, time to keep bombing more babies”

literal Queen of the Mommy Milkers

I’m not usually proud of Texas for much but this I can feel good about

It’s better to be pissed off than pissed on