Oh my god it’s true! Rest in piss, Lindsay Graham! Hell yeah, I enjoy getting my death news this way.

O’Reilly has spent the last couple of years quietly exploring expansion into Canada and Mexico—the green brand’s $10 billion bid could also be in service of establishing an international auto parts empire.

So they want to go international and are going to buy NAPA to do it, which means they will shit up Canada’s NAPA stores, then the Mexican, Caribbean, and Australian NAPAs after with their “corporate experience” aka the same shit jobber parts and brainless counter clowns as PartSource. FFS.

He’s pining for the fjords.

Americans are not reliable! 🤯

Who sold the 700 year old Welsh school to a Chinese company to begin with? What did they think would happen? Anyway, boo hoo a private school closes, how sad. /s

This looks delicious. I think more foods should be served in ice cream cones!

Just upset he’s a Habsburg.

Vile

Anal gland squeezings from my cat. I didn’t want to spend another $300 at the vet and did it myself. The horrors.

Look at this Scotch egg! Edmonton, Alberta, Canada.

Is he a mogul?

Get him!

Some clown in the 80s decided that learning to read by memorizing what words look like and guessing from context clues was superior to phonics - learning to associate sounds and letters, aka “sounding it out.” It infested some parts of Canada, but I get the impression it was much more widespread and systemic in the states for longer.

Suckin on chili dog is the grossest euphemism for a BJ, like why is it a chili dog? Poor girl doesn’t get a clean dick?

Veronica is fantastic.

Holy, Day of the Tentacle!

Bagger 288 mentioned! Its been so long! 🥲

Whatever.

I’m tired, boss.