Millenia?

This calls for a warrant canary on a remote server.

Is this the new crypto mining is bad story?

This guy right here, officer

When productivity is measured in lines of code:

do {
  if (!edge) {
    run();
  }
} while {
  (!edge);
  }

It would be Aldi

With gusto

Didn’t you see the always sunny episode?

What

You forgot to mindlessly bash Elon

Eeww that sucks

What’s a digital door

Theres a lot of places I would gladly insert a lot of things if it stopped aging

“If you can’t explain it to a five year old, you don’t actually understand it yourself”

No offense intended, because I couldn’t explain this to an adult either.

Impossible!

Why would you want to?

I’m addicted to the shipping

Arrrrrr

Finally! I’ve been waiting for a good enough reason to cancel Prime

lol sure