Nope - Trump demanded that they take him out there so that he could see the progress in person, but he didn’t want to walk, 'cause that’d be too much effort and poor Natalie Harp’s arms would get tired from carrying all his backup diapers. So they got a motorcade together and drove to the reflecting pool, but he couldn’t get a good enough vantage point from the side, so he had them drive onto the freshly sealed surface.

It’s so rare these days to see positive stories in the news.

The best way to deal with Nazi shitheads like him is discourse (holds up right fist) and datcourse (holds up left fist). I approve.

Well… in a nutshell… after Trump committed treason, our government decided in its infinite wisdom that its hands were tied as regards consequences for him because he announced his candidacy in the 2024 election. A couple of states tried to bar him from running on account of his treason, but in his previous term, Trump appointed a few traitors to be supreme court judges, and they said: “no, section 3 of the 14th amendment doesn’t apply (disqualification from office for insurrection or rebellion), because it doesn’t specifically list the office of president”.

So, we all collectively decided: “Well, the traitors have decided to let the traitor run for president. Let’s see how this pans out.” And then 77 million traitors voted for him, and he became the president. So now he’s trying everything he can to make himself dictator for life so that he doesn’t die in a prison cell.

Also, he’s potentially the dumbest human to have ever lived, on top of the fact that he’s suffering from late-stage dementia. So all of the weird, asinine, nonsensical decisions he’s made… well… that’s just par for the course for him.

I mean, a nomination made by a preschooler would be better. The bar’s in hell.

Both of whom, btw, voted that the 14th amendment was constitutional.

She did. It was, however, mysteriously very shaken up. No idea how that happened.

It’s at least evil clever.

I was chilling on the couch watching tv when my roommate came home. She left her purse on the kitchen counter, then came to join me on the couch. I realized after she sat down that I was thirsty, and I’d missed my opportunity to ask her to grab something for me when she was in the kitchen. So I sent a text to her phone, which was still in her purse on the kitchen counter.

She groaned, then got up to check her message:

“Hey, since you’re up anyway, can you grab me a soda from the fridge?”

True. He’s essentially controlled opposition. But even so, he’s terrible at the job he was hired to do: corralling the Dem vote. As shitty as Nancy Pelosi was, at least she knew how to keep her people in line. Jeffries can’t even manage that. I would call him useless, but if he were simply useless, that would actually be better. He’s actively harmful.

Jeffries can suck a fart through a hose. Calling that man inept would be a grave insult to the proud, inept people of the world.

Joining suit.

$50 says they’re going to try to form their own party called something fucking stupid like the “America IS Great” party or some shit. Probably going to poach all the people Trump fucked over and start pushing for elections in 2028.

I remember when I was a senior in high school back in the late 90s, my biology teacher mused one day that ours might be the first generation to not die of old age. I don’t know if I’m anywhere near as optimistic now as he was then, but it is incredibly exciting to think about. There have been a slew of discoveries over the past 20 years that have been building towards this, and it’s all been very fascinating. No idea if this is the grail or not, but it certainly seems like an important piece of the puzzle.

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Awww - he thinks he’s in charge!

I ain’t reading all that shit, bro. Go fuck yourself, you mad, whiny, smug bitch.