This wasn’t invented for Trump. It’s been used to describe debating creationists for the past 20 years, but (edit: I suspect) has its origins in a Seseme Street skit.

https://youtu.be/82Dkf_UH_aI

https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Pigeon_chess

NES controller cord flashbacks.

A friend hosts my instance. I don’t expect free as in beer hosting, only free as in speech code and protocols.

I use Element.

And combined with a smart watch and a blood pressure cuff, I bet it could learn to edge you perfectly and indefinitely.

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What if it’s an infinitely mighty boot? Ya know what’d make it even more mighty? Existing. Therefore it already exists. Start licking!

I just did a theology!

Thats the worst. Stand to pee, let out a fart while peeing, fart turns into turtlehead, finish peeing, immediately have to sit down with face in fart cloud.

I believe the pen in front of me exists.

Or that we’ve turned lead into gold, though not very cost-effectively to say the least.

And that’s just Xander.

“And if you don’t support killing them, you support terrorists, mmmkaaaaayyyy” — Bill Maher

Luckily Ego has stuck with the same 56 volt batteries, just offering them in different capacities but all interchangeable. When they need more, they just take more of them; my pressure washer takes two batteries, and their riding lawn mowers take four. They’re made to scale to plan against needing a new architecture in the future.

The limit of that, however, is that they can’t make small devices since their only battery size is huge, so I have to use a different ecosystem for things like drills, drivers, and sanders. But Ego is so much better than the alternatives for lawn care that it’s worth the extra chargers.

Counterpoint: your mom

And uses the same battery as my pressure washer, lawn mower, weed eater, edger (giggity), misting fan, and chainsaw. It really is a great line of products.

I tend to for leaf removal. The mounds of leaves get too large for a blower to handle.

The blower is more for gutter-cleaning, blowing random woods-generated debris off the porch and deck, and blowing lawn clippings off the sidewalk/street/driveway/walkway back into my lawn.

Or clean your gutters?

Even battery powered ones? I’d only heard of bans on gas ones.

Luckily I own a battery powered one owned by a giant multinational gas company (Ego/Chevron)!

If the hashes are leaked and that’s immediately caught and customers are immediately informed, just change your password.