They’re orders of magnitude more real looking.

You are not allowed to stop moving or eliminate your waste. It’s because we care about you

The Pareto principle is everywhere in life.

Maybe you aren’t that good at writing code

What fucking idiot would want a picture without an echidna in it?

He’d definitely return it just in case someone else wanted to watch it in between his viewings.

Hey you’re from Indiana too! I’ve noticed Kroger’s the worst about this, Meijer is usually lower. Shop Aldi then Meijer if you can.

IMO this is such an important thing about life. You can’t control most of what happens to you, but what you can control is your attitude & your reaction. You often don’t need to have an opinion, a preference, or a response to a situation/event.

…glowie? gibbie? What are you spelling

It’s exactly what it sounds like

Did marijuana write this comment

Want an invite?

It’s really the perfect life. I want nothing more than to be a little man faffing about all day

Great, but what kind? Is there a bundle I can buy easily? People go the cloud route because of simplicity

She’ll pay for your Uber, it’s a good deal!

I’m surprised more of you aren’t using my mom, she gets around

Why not both?

Thank you!

Gimme that WHEAT

Jacking off. I’m really good at it and have a lot to share, but every time I’ve tried the police get called.