

I had to look up escarpment. How do you regularly have the opportunity to use that word?
I had to look up escarpment. How do you regularly have the opportunity to use that word?
I would never spit in someone’s drink. I’d spray them with the soda gun instead.
That is a good fucking movie. It should be more well known than it is. I could definitely watch that repeatedly. I could probably watch an hour and forty five of just Charles Grodin doing absolutely nothing and still laugh my ass off.
Super busy dive bar. Not the kind of place you’d order a fancy cocktail on a slow night let alone a packed weekend. Customer asks for some particularly complicated drink when the bar is slammed. Bartender tells her that there a lot of people waiting behind her and asks if she’d please order some simple. Customer insists. Bartender pleads. Customer insists. Bartender relents, pulls out all the tools, gathers the ingredients, preps the glass, etc, etc. Pours the ingredients into the shaker. Spits in the shaker directly in font of the customer. Shakes up the drink, strains it in the glass and says, "that’ll be twelve dollars please "
Anything by Morrissey. The histrionics are annoying enough but I think he’s an objectively bad musician. He seems to just meander around with no discernable melody. Like, what are you even trying to do man? I’m pretty certain the actually catchy Smiths songs were written by someone else.
Runner up: Hold My Hand by Hootie and the Blowfish. If it comes on at a place of business I will immediately walk out of that business.
Blues Brothers but mostly because I really liked it. It helped that it was full of great musical performances.
Dang. Thanks for the response.
Those things aren’t really important to me
I don’t think it gets any slower than Fishing with John
Baseball: no more home runs. If it goes out of the park it’s a foul. It will force a much more dynamic infield game and get rid of boring ass pop flys.
Edit: exception for grand slams because that shit is pretty exciting.
I dunno, sounds like english to me.
Nobody has mentioned Kyrgyzstan yet
To my knowledge, Jamaica’s is the only national flag to not contain red, white or blue.
Yeah! Teriyaki would work great if you like it sweeter.
No because it’s not really within my budget.
Sure am excited about my new light bulbs though.
Fuck yeah, grilled alongside the patty, maybe a soy sauce glaze.
Fuck that abomination you described though.
Before she was famous Lady Gaga used to hang out at a tiny bar in lower Manhattan. She go-go danced sometimes and was part of the scene of regulars there.
I started working there years later after she had become a superstar and a lot of those regulars still hung out there. She was still tight with them and even in a relationship with my boss. She didn’t come around much though and we had to keep things on the DL.
One night she gave an unadvertised performance in the back room with a jazz combo of some of the regulars backing her. A secret show: If you knew, you knew.
No rich person hired her. She just wanted to do something fun with her friends.
Having John Landis write the story didn’t hurt.
Pfftt… “Aforementioned.” Well la-di-da.